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Damn school back at it again with the

overly opinion-based grading

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Beware shuffle

I put my music on shuffle.

I forgot that I have “The Baby is You”, a 13 minute long mini-album (in one track on my computer) that can only be described as one of the trashiest things that was ever created by someone influential in the Homestuck fandom.

I don’t even know when I downloaded it.

It must have been back when I was supreme trash, but I’m long past that now.

I never asked for this.

What have I done.

#beward shuffle #terrible shit always happens #thetwinshoutstuff #alphatwin #homestuck shit

I feel so feminine, I can stop a traffic light with my cleavage

Theme from Ultrabra by The Yummy Fur

#alpha shares some lovely song lyrics #alphatwin #thetwinsshoutstuff

Twinks. Discuss.

Beta: Something I've been called before. From my understanding it's a small gay boy. There's probably more to that. It's like borderline offensive, but sometimes it's hard to tell. However, most people who know it likely use it to degrade others. I myself am not a twink.

Sundayleep Day

Mondayother will wake you before dawn Day

Tuesdayoo bad, sleep cycle Day

Wednesdayelp, guess you’re getting no sleep Day

Thursdayough you attempted to go get to bed at a reasonable hour you still find yourself exhausted upon waking Day

Fridayorget about beauty rest Day

Saturdaycrew you, you’re still stuck in the weekday schedule Day

Sundayleep Day

#one day i will get enough sleep #one day #(stares longingly off into the distance)#alphatwin #thetwinsshoutstuff

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Going Deep With Beta #2 Take 2 (because the original was shitty)

It’s these cold winter nights that sleeping becomes an issue. Lying awake for hours, trying to get the right combination of pillows, fan angle, and blankets. Trying to find that perfect temperature of refreshingly warm. (くそ this one's shitty too)

#thetwinsshoutstuff #betatwin #going deep with betatwin #i'm very tired

The Signs as Green Day song titles

Aries: Holiday

Taurus: Longview

Gemini: Troublemaker

Cancer: 21 Guns

Leo: St. Jimmy

Virgo: Welcome to Paradise

Libra: Peacemaker

Scorpio: Sex, Drugs, and Violence

Sagittarius: When I Come Around

Capricorn: Basket Case

Aquarius: She

Pisces: Oh Love

#thetwinsshoutstuff #betatwin #green day #opinion #zodiac

Going Deep with Beta

It’s late at night that I sit awake in my bed for hours, realizing,

Frankenstein isn’t the monster, but Frankenstein IS the monster.

#thetwinsshoutstuff #betatwin #so deep #i'm making this a series #going deep with betatwin

Happy New Year!!!

#thetwinsshoutstuff #happy new year #alphatwin #betatwin

Aesthetic

Listening to Drama CDs and trying to figure out all the informal speech patterns being used rather than studying for my actual legit Japanese quiz tomorrow

#so much kanji to learn #so little time #thetwinsshoutstuff #alphatwin

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When you wanna call someone a precious cinnamon roll but ur weeb trash

Taisetsu na shinamon roru, yosugiru, jyunsugiru

#yup #cinnamon roll #but really a #sinnamon roll #thetwinsshoutstuff #taisetsu na shinamon roru #precious cinnamon roll #too good #too pure #alphatwin #weeb trash

I’ll probably turn this into a song

I went up to a guy, working at McDonald’s

And I asked him how he like his job

He said to me with a blank stare and deadpan tone of voice

“I’m livin’ the dream”

#thetwinsshoutstuff #waxing poetic #alpha's rambles #should i turn it into a song beta?#hell fucking yes #alphatwin #betatwin

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Hope you both are happy and have successfully fulfilled love lives

Beta: HAHAHAHHAHAA ARE YOU KIDDING MEMy love life is far from fucking fulfilled. Honestly. It’s sad, the situation I’m in.

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Oh wow this was long ago. I think I can happily say without getting smacked upside the head that I am in my first relationship with @theprinceofnobodies (don't kill me hon) (you guys should check her blog out)

#thetwinsshoutstuff #betatwin

Someone else: Grow a pair!

Me, a possessor of female genitalia: I already have a pair, they’re called ovaries!

#thetwinsshoutstuff #alphatwin #bad jokes bad jokes

Aesthetic.

#thetwinsshoutstuff #alphatwin

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Hope you both are happy and have successfully fulfilled love lives

Beta: HAHAHAHHAHAA ARE YOU KIDDING MEMy love life is far from fucking fulfilled. Honestly. It's sad, the situation I'm in.

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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

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This actually sounds hilarious

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Alpha: Bring it on.

#thetwinsshoutstuff #anti-honesty hour #alphatwin

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