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Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

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tyrantisterror

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

bcomic-blog

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

tyrantisterror

fluidstatick

Gene lobbied hard for Wonka to be introduced as a feeble limping old man who suddenly falls into a forward somersault and leaps to his feet, because "from that moment on the audience won't know if he can be trusted." On a related note: the director told Gene what would happen during the boat scene, but none of the other actors were prepared; to this day, none of them are sure what he ad libbed and what was scripted.

My favorite detail, though, is his performance of Pure Imagination. On the surface, the song is charming and inviting, but if you look closely at him throughout the scene, you'll notice that Gene never blinks. He looks around, down at his feet, up at the trees; his eyes never fully close. He moves erratically, stuttering up and down the steps of the chocolate room. The lyrics are warm and friendly, but his face is blank. He bows to permit his visitors to run amok, but his posture is stiff. He helps Violet and Mike reach a couple of treats, but there is no joy in the gesture. The final post-chorus feels like a dirge, a threat, and a warning, all at once; Wonka sits in repose under a tree, but his eyes are glassy and dispassionate. "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination; / living there / you'll be free / if you truly / wish / to be.......... "

Fantasy in excess, like anything else, will destroy you; that's the real message of Gene Wilder's Wonka. He taunts his guests with unrepentant disdain, and doesn't care if they live or die. He toys with their emotions, their safety, and their grip on reality, feeling no regret or remorse, no pity, no compassion. Fantasy is colorful and compelling, but it's false, and ultimately empty. Wonka is a walking maladaptive daydream, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the real reason the 1971 film has endured in the culture for so long.

nudityandnerdery

Wait, I'm expanding my "Mary Poppins vs. Bugs Bunny" trickster spectrum here.

nessimaki-deactivated20141106

dialupmodern

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

punky-rooster

fiendir

p4ssp0rttt

Same as it ever was

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junglejim4322

I endorse all same sex activity

doiho

happy pride month. To meeeee 🏳️‍⚧️🌈

dat-soldier

cw bad

dat-soldier

"aww why did you censor his puffy nips" girl remember which website this is

hannahlockillustration

Commission for Rika

stuckinapril

softwaring

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skweebs

Everybody say "Thank you trans bears!" 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤

skweebs

You're welcome btw

bisexualbaker

Okay so. Someone has probably done this before? But I couldn’t stand the thought of it not existing, so I made it anyway just in case. I hope it's not too visually jarring!

[Image: The Bear Pride flag, but the bear paw in the upper left corner is now the Trans Pride flag, like a trans bear has left his stamp of bear-ish approval on the flag. End ID.]

skweebs

FUCK YEAH

bisexualbaker

@verycoordinatedmoths says:

i need an nb version

I gotchu covered 👍

[Image: Same as above, but the pawprint is now nonbinary, and the bear may be using different pronouns; end ID.]

I was planning to make one for a bunch more nonbinary/genderqueer flags and posting them all at once, but something came up so the rest will have to wait a few hours. Currently planned:

Genderqueer

Genderfluid

Genderflux

Agender

Demiboy

If there’s an other bear gender identities that have flags that someone wants, let me know and I’ll see what I can do! I’ll even do a bear-gender Bear Pride flag if someone wants it 😉

kingscrown666

Made this during Pride month and now I get to use it again (note the flag)

bisexualbaker

[Image: Several photos of large ursine bears (as opposed to human bears) arranged in a collage. "If not fren," the text asks, "then why fren shaped? Befriend a bear today!" Behind the collage poster and dimly lit is the Bear Pride flag. End ID.]

An excellent addition, and the perfect jumping off point for the rest of the flags I’ve made!

[Image: The Bear Pride flag with paws in Agender, Demiboy, Genderfluid, Genderflux, and Genderqueer pride variants. End ID.]

And as a bonus, here’s a version that anyone who wants to should hopefully be able to use for their own color-in-the-paw-print needs! Or at least I hope the paw-print is clear here...

skweebs

I just wanna say it's been a rough month for me mentally but every night I've been looking at the notes on this post and it's been really nice to see the sheer amount of love and support for ppl like me.

If you've left a tag on this post, I've seen it, and I just want to say thank you it really means a lot to me

🤎🧡💛🤍🩶🖤

bisexualbaker

Reblogs that make me look at the notes and damned if I’m not overcome with happiness for all of you now ♥

xipho-reblog

@everysinglepheel look!

m0thmancore

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

m0thmancore

“oh yeah i mean im not diabetic but i dont really know how insulin works and i think its kinda freaky that you gotta poke your finger all the time so im gonna go ahead and say insulin is illegal”

thats how it sounds.

Absolutely.

Always thinking about them

maxmorkson

Happy Pride, bite a transphobe today 💙

weirdtranssexual

do you ever think about how if all the world could agree to make a total of one third of our oceans into no fishing zones we would have more seafood than we could ever hope to eat

weirdtranssexual

do you ever think about how if we (in the US) began restoring a percentage of monoculture farms on the great plains back into diverse prairie grasslands complete with restored herds of bison the impact would be not only increased biodiversity (something essential to maintaining life on earth for everyone) but also vastly increased carbon sequestration and all the bison meat we could possibly consume

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chrisweedpiano

one of my favorite posts of all time

smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

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