Hola todos

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

HOUSE DRUGGED WILSON, okay but did House pathologically manipulate him into believing his changed mood was a result of happiness while dosing him with anti-depressants for weeks? Wilson’s the same level of freak if NOT MORE.

concept for a show chase md where chase runs the dept and foreman is dean of medicine. it is exactly the same as house md except foreman is in cuddy's clothes and it is just never acknowledged

Wilson you're so baby what do you mean your best friend and girlfriend are splitting custody of you and you're not saying anything because you're scared of both of them. You are so fucking pathetic I love you

Rubbing Taub's bald spot and Foreman's bald ass head together might just create a frictional reaction strong enough to create dark matter

Add House’s faintest little balding spot and it will create quantum entanglement.

This guy gets it