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thestateofsilkey

GOUGER AT OLYMPIC NATIONAL PARK RED ALERT RED ALERT. IT WAS A GOUGER.

thetruthofsilkey

GOUGER SIGHTING!!!!!

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withcaramelapples

i saw a dude who shot someone in the woods today i think????? and everyone was just chill with it???? what the heck??????????????

thetruthofsilkey

Rocco??? Biloya??? The dude that shot someone was out today?! What in the goddamn-

-C.C. (E.R.????)

withcaramelapples

wait so he did actually just straight up shot someone?????????? why??? shouldnt he be in jail or something????

thetruthofsilkey

Yes, but no, the police force here is kinda garbage so they won’t arrest him but we can probably push for him to like...have to stay in town hall for a meeting with the mayor or whatever.

-C.C. (E.R.???)

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Hey, hunters! Be on the lookout for Rocco Biloya, the man that someone outside of the Arby’s! Stay vigilant, stay armed, and most importantly, stay safe! More updates as I find out more!

-C.C. (E.R.???)

#text.cc👁#stay careful #rocco biloya

withcaramelapples

i saw a dude who shot someone in the woods today i think????? and everyone was just chill with it???? what the heck??????????????

thetruthofsilkey

Rocco??? Biloya??? The dude that shot someone was out today?! What in the goddamn-

-C.C. (E.R.????)

#reblog.cc👁#oh naurrrrr #who let him out?!

thestateofsilkey

I rescind all comments about the moth man, truly, i believe that the great silkey bat woman is much more attractive (romantically and sexually) and i enjoy spending my time with her

thestateofsilkey

I WOULD ENJOY******

thetruthofsilkey

You’re still on about the Bat Man stuff? He isn’t reeeeaaaal, Dicker

-C.C.

thestateofsilkey

bat people are neat, Cass

thetruthofsilkey

Bat People sounds like some shit DC fans would say to try and sound woke

-C.C. (E.R.???)

#you sound like a crazy person #affectionate #reblog.cc👁

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thestateofsilkey

I rescind all comments about the moth man, truly, i believe that the great silkey bat woman is much more attractive (romantically and sexually) and i enjoy spending my time with her

thestateofsilkey

I WOULD ENJOY******

thetruthofsilkey

You’re still on about the Bat Man stuff? He isn’t reeeeaaaal, Dicker

-C.C.

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themanilafolders

The Fish Are Trying To Eat People

Apparently the fish were only trying to lure people closer to the pond in order to eat them. Park rangers would like to warn everyone not to get close to the fish as they will try to knock you into the water.

To reiterate, the fish do not want to be your friends, the fish do not want to give you any gifts, they only want to hurt you.

#it isn’t the salmon #reblog.cc👁

I have a kid following this account oh god oh fuck what do I do???

-C.C. (E.R.???)

#text.cc👁#advice needed

Silkey bat man, if you’re out there, no you aren’t. Stay away from my boyfriends. Kiss kiss.

-C.C.(E???? R????)

#text.cc👁

thestateofsilkey

bitch i’m gonna kiss you.

do it then, doofus

thetruthofsilkey

i will, idiot

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thewindowofthesummerhouse

Dillon Samuelson

#creatures dicker would wanna fuck

thestateofsilkey

incorrect size difference.

#why why why why why why why why #reblog.cc👁

thetruthofsilkey

To the kids who keep giving me Arby’s sandwiches as a peace offering: my favorite is the French dip. Beaver’s favorite is a roast beef with cheddar sauce. That is all.

-C.C.

thetruthofsilkey

Lest we forget. My offerings have been running dry.

-C.C.

thestateofsilkey

one of those Arby's kids gave me a gyro yesterday?? is that anything???

thetruthofsilkey

They gave you my offerings? Yeah okay. Whatever. It’s cool.

thestateofsilkey

???

thetruthofsilkey

Why didn’t you eat the gyro, you dork?

thestateofsilkey

I don't..take food..from strangers...?

thetruthofsilkey

I’ll split it with you. The food those kids give out is all good, promise.

thetruthofsilkey

To the kids who keep giving me Arby’s sandwiches as a peace offering: my favorite is the French dip. Beaver’s favorite is a roast beef with cheddar sauce. That is all.

-C.C.

thetruthofsilkey

Lest we forget. My offerings have been running dry.

-C.C.

thestateofsilkey

one of those Arby's kids gave me a gyro yesterday?? is that anything???

thetruthofsilkey

They gave you my offerings? Yeah okay. Whatever. It’s cool.

thestateofsilkey

???

thetruthofsilkey

Why didn’t you eat the gyro, you dork?

thetruthofsilkey

To the kids who keep giving me Arby’s sandwiches as a peace offering: my favorite is the French dip. Beaver’s favorite is a roast beef with cheddar sauce. That is all.

-C.C.

thetruthofsilkey

Lest we forget. My offerings have been running dry.

-C.C.

thestateofsilkey

one of those Arby's kids gave me a gyro yesterday?? is that anything???

thetruthofsilkey

They gave you my offerings? Yeah okay. Whatever. It’s cool.

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biloyakronicals

I need. Niquill. A whole bottle of niquill. I wish to chug Niquill and sleep a thousand dreamless nights. A fucking coma if you will.

thetruthofsilkey

Maybe just stick to melatonin gummies? Nyquill can really fuck with your head if you take too much of it. If you don’t care about that then go for it. Cheers.

-C.C.

biloyakronicals

tahst te idea buaaroo

thetruthofsilkey

Did you at least mix it with anything to make lean? Drinking that shit straight is disgusting.

-C.C.

thestateofsilkey

LEAN WILL KILL YOU. THIS IS NOT THE NIGHT. THERE WILL NEVER BE A NIGHT FOR LEAN.

thetruthofsilkey

THEN GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME AN EDIBLE, BITCH.

-C.C.

#hell yeah #just head over here and we can take edibles together

marscrassss

the weather will be getting colder, be sure to look out for the creatures. who knows, an unexpected friendship might bloom

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