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Silkey Bat Man hunting checklist:

Flashlights, just because he can make his way in the dark woods doesn't mean you can

Fruit! The Bat Man seems to eat a good amount of bugs (explaining the lack of gnats and mosquitos every summer) and fruits (explaining the low yield farms tend to have) have some on hand in case your new friend is hungry

A notebook, every great explorer has one, and you should be no different, if you're going out to the great Silkey Bat Hunt Bonfire, you need to be prepared with materials to record your findings

First Aid basics, bandaids, gauze, hydrogen peroxide, cloth wipes, so on, so forth

Snacks, not for the Bat Man for the Hu Man. you might get peckish on your walk, and in that case you should always have a couple granola bars on hand (the good ones, with the peanut butter, no nature valley)

A Camera, any digital camera will do, make sure it's charged, ready to record, and on its correct settings (remember to take the lens cap off. also. turn. it. on.)

You forgot the weapon.

DO NOT GO OUT INTO THE WOODS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO KILL, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Did you just forget that self defense exists?

Did you forget about diplomacy?

Yes. Yes I did.

Silkey Bat Man hunting checklist:

Flashlights, just because he can make his way in the dark woods doesn't mean you can

Fruit! The Bat Man seems to eat a good amount of bugs (explaining the lack of gnats and mosquitos every summer) and fruits (explaining the low yield farms tend to have) have some on hand in case your new friend is hungry

A notebook, every great explorer has one, and you should be no different, if you're going out to the great Silkey Bat Hunt Bonfire, you need to be prepared with materials to record your findings

First Aid basics, bandaids, gauze, hydrogen peroxide, cloth wipes, so on, so forth

Snacks, not for the Bat Man for the Hu Man. you might get peckish on your walk, and in that case you should always have a couple granola bars on hand (the good ones, with the peanut butter, no nature valley)

A Camera, any digital camera will do, make sure it's charged, ready to record, and on its correct settings (remember to take the lens cap off. also. turn. it. on.)

You forgot the weapon.

DO NOT GO OUT INTO THE WOODS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO KILL, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Did you just forget that self defense exists?

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I need. Niquill. A whole bottle of niquill. I wish to chug Niquill and sleep a thousand dreamless nights. A fucking coma if you will.

Maybe just stick to melatonin gummies? Nyquill can really fuck with your head if you take too much of it. If you don’t care about that then go for it. Cheers.

-C.C.

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Did you at least mix it with anything to make lean? Drinking that shit straight is disgusting.

-C.C.

LEAN WILL KILL YOU. THIS IS NOT THE NIGHT. THERE WILL NEVER BE A NIGHT FOR LEAN.

Aggressive monsters and trees will kill ya too ya know.

I need. Niquill. A whole bottle of niquill. I wish to chug Niquill and sleep a thousand dreamless nights. A fucking coma if you will.

Maybe just stick to melatonin gummies? Nyquill can really fuck with your head if you take too much of it. If you don’t care about that then go for it. Cheers.

-C.C.

tahst te idea buaaroo

maybe don't take sleeping supplements during a townwide emergency, just, at all.

#Id reccomend you do that same #sleep deprivation is no joke

Better rested than bested is what my mom always said. And I do need to sleep after..... that.

I need. Niquill. A whole bottle of niquill. I wish to chug Niquill and sleep a thousand dreamless nights. A fucking coma if you will.

Maybe just stick to melatonin gummies? Nyquill can really fuck with your head if you take too much of it. If you don’t care about that then go for it. Cheers.

-C.C.

tahst te idea buaaroo

I need. Niquill. A whole bottle of niquill. I wish to chug Niquill and sleep a thousand dreamless nights. A fucking coma if you will.

Oh and just general conversations with Americannnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......... Flustered does not cover it.

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So, interesting experience today. I may have lost my head, I may have done some dumb shit, I may have doomed an entire town solely because my dumb ass couldn't keep his pride in check for half a second in the town that mostly hates him. I have have accidentally suggested a stupid expensive and just plain stupid idea that could never work. I may have bit off more than I can chew. I may have spoken to someone who's too brave for their own good. That person is both me and not me. Partially because the other person is brave, but mostly because I'm just a dumb ass who literally can't quit when he's probably going to die. I should have tried to see who was singing. I should have not wasted resources chopping down brambles that would just grow back. I should have just let the people who lived in the town their whole life do their thing and maybe just observe like I initially planned. The book I found is pretty need though, its got all sorts of almost useful information. Emphasis on almost.

I think I need a muzzle or a gag or something to get me to shut the fuck up.

Or just think for half a second before I say stuff.

Silkey Bat Man hunting checklist:

Flashlights, just because he can make his way in the dark woods doesn't mean you can

Fruit! The Bat Man seems to eat a good amount of bugs (explaining the lack of gnats and mosquitos every summer) and fruits (explaining the low yield farms tend to have) have some on hand in case your new friend is hungry

A notebook, every great explorer has one, and you should be no different, if you're going out to the great Silkey Bat Hunt Bonfire, you need to be prepared with materials to record your findings

First Aid basics, bandaids, gauze, hydrogen peroxide, cloth wipes, so on, so forth

Snacks, not for the Bat Man for the Hu Man. you might get peckish on your walk, and in that case you should always have a couple granola bars on hand (the good ones, with the peanut butter, no nature valley)

A Camera, any digital camera will do, make sure it's charged, ready to record, and on its correct settings (remember to take the lens cap off. also. turn. it. on.)

You forgot the weapon.

I THINK THAT PORN BOTS ARE A SPECIAL TYPE OF INTERNET CRYPTID, ACTUALLY

I'll give you that one, they sure are enigmas.

So, interesting experience today. I may have lost my head, I may have done some dumb shit, I may have doomed an entire town solely because my dumb ass couldn't keep his pride in check for half a second in the town that mostly hates him. I have have accidentally suggested a stupid expensive and just plain stupid idea that could never work. I may have bit off more than I can chew. I may have spoken to someone who's too brave for their own good. That person is both me and not me. Partially because the other person is brave, but mostly because I'm just a dumb ass who literally can't quit when he's probably going to die. I should have tried to see who was singing. I should have not wasted resources chopping down brambles that would just grow back. I should have just let the people who lived in the town their whole life do their thing and maybe just observe like I initially planned. The book I found is pretty need though, its got all sorts of almost useful information. Emphasis on almost.