J. Alfred Prufrock would be proud of me

@ukaizawa

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think