Hey 👋

Does free will exist?

yeah

if i can't play as a girl in your video game you already lost brother

i want my long distance besties to be local besties is that too much to ask

well my goal for 2024 is just to have a good day 👍

bmw wrapped: you used your turn signal twice! you're in the top 0.0001% of turn signal users!

The most pious monk of the 2000s was reported to get two more ribs inserted to make double sure he couldn't such his own dick

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

I just want to be a little cat with scrambled eggs for brains.