PLS DON'T ASK

wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman

MAKE THIS FILM

This post is from 2020

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?

Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone

Milestones are out, minestrone is in

Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.

Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life

WHICH ONE

lmao soldier boy really laughed at homelander for having a cape and then used said cape to pull him down and beat his ass. ednacoded

“he is committing war crimes. he is massacring innocents in a Hard Rock Cafe” ok but what you fail to understand is that he has silly little imaginary cartoon animals in his head and is my best friend.

i want eric kripke to walk into a the boys convention, teary with the knowledge that he finally has the predominantly red blooded white american cishet male age 20-40 audience he's been trying to lure since 2005, and i want him to open the floor for questions and i want a 23 yr old white frat bro with a neck thicker than his head and khaki cargo shorts to get the mic and i want him to ask. uh. hey. eric bro. bro when do soldier boy and butcher fuck man like. is it gonna be canon or wah.