The Tr0ll Kronikles.

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

7; that victory wasn’t even close

oh to be an urban weed worthy of an award

thank you thank you thank you 

Now THIS is how you seize the means of production!

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul

this is the most violent case of “The Nerds are All Grown Up” i’ve been hit with in a while but damn if it didn’t make my whole night.

Oh my gods.

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you