Beckie Hart

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

technically this would fall under 595 (arthropods in general), but you could make a case for an in-universe classification under 638 ("domesticated" bugs; honeybees, silkworms, etc) because pets are classified separately from their wild counterparts (636 for animal husbrandry)

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

DO IT!

World Heritage Post

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

HAHAH

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

I FOUND IT AGAIN

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

Precisely *how* old is this post??

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

[I found it…The sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually