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I'm not even on t huh
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Are you sure you didn’t mean:
the thrill of the first kill?
Fastest way to grow a mustache, that I’ve ever seen...
on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you because that was incomprehensible
√73 give or take 3290/16450...mere child’s play.
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Mathematical Concepts That I Need to Understand #14:
What is the graphically represented relationship of the development of neurotypical human intelligence from conception, over the course of the average lifespan?
Asking because I want data to properly answer the following question(s):
-How [mathematically] significant is the variable of parental guidance to the intelligence of a child?
-By manipulating the variable of parental guidance in the child’s upbringing, can the child’s intelligence measurably improve/be maintained from the DNA-coded starting line of conception, into adulthood?
Okay Tumblr, Lets break this down:
At first glance it would seem that our friend Edward is going for some kind of healthy version of a Frappuccino, however when we read farther down the list, items full of sugar are prevalent.
We had Edward all wrong, folx.
Edward is a TEXTURE GUY!
He’s all about that mouth feel.
For this...Edward has unlocked a new level of being. He puts bananas in his coffee.
He wants those bananas.
He needs those bananas.
He IS those bananas.
You ARE the banana king, Edward 🍌
*has deep ass debate around the smoke table with my roommate that leads to a moment of silence punctuated only by serene curls of silver smoke*
Me: You know what I love about what just happened? Everybody wins. I feel great because I won and you feel smug because you don’t think I won.
Roommate: *laughs out-actually-loud*
Me: This is what they call in the wild a Real Life Stalemate.
Roommate: *catches breath and hits the bong* I didn’t expect Doritos to be the catalyst, though...
Me: That’s the journey.
I pity the fool who gets between an elderly woman and her half-burnt English muffin.
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POV: it’s 11:00pm after a long day and you climb into bed with your three furry noodles, pour on the Safety Pillow Potion, and make yourself a chicken dinner for two.
Life is buttered dreams.
When it’s your turn to introduce yourself in the grief circle:
But can you believe that our parents got away with taking us with them on their multi-hour long, mind numbingly, boring errands??
Did anyone else have these parents?
Perhaps a father who could easily waste the better part of a Saturday in aisle 12 of the hardware store chatting up employees about the project he’s “working on”?
Or perhaps a mother who examined every single product at the local Pottery Barn with the intense scrutiny of someone who does NOT have a spending limit enforced on every one of their bank cards?
And, Tumblr, if you had one of these parents...the errand went something like this:
Child: “Where are we going?”
Parent: “We’re just running a quick errand, don’t worry about it.”
Child: “Can I bring a toy to play with?”
Parent: “No, you’ll loose it. Anyway, it will only take about 20 minutes.”
*After arriving at the store*
Child: “I’m just gonna go walk around, ok? You can still see me.”
Parent: *already annoyed* “No. Stay right next to me. You could get kidnapped”
Child: “Look at that, over there!”
Parent: *through smiling, gritted teeth* “Honey, I’m talking with a grown-up right now. Be quiet, pLeAsE...”
Child: *makes legs with fingers and quietly makes them run across shelves*
Parent: *grabs child’s arm with a death grip and bends down to whisper in their ear* “If you touch ONE more thing, you’re in big trouble when we get home.”
*After 2.5 more grueling hours, they finally leave the store*
Parent: “See? That didn’t take long at all and I bet you even had fun, right?”
Child:
F*cking child abuse, if you ask me.
Does anyone else need a 10 second meltdown before starting their day, from time to time?
I know I do.
Have u ever put buttr on a Poptart?
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POV: It’s May 17th, the International Day Against Homophobia, and you’re walking the streets of Beirut at dusk. You pull your jacket closer around you, as your eyes dart between the empty doorways that line the dimly lit Street.
Suddenly, you turn the corner and you see it. Just there, at the top of the American Embassy. Blowing confidently in the night air, and gently lit with a warm, reassuring glow:
The Pride Flag.
...and just for a moment, you feel safer.
Attention Humans:
You have been visited by the Curio Cat.
The Curio Cat is your sign from all the forces looking out for you in this world that
Everything Will be Okay 🖤
Breathe, you sweet sack of worries, you.
Breathe xx
My Cat: *looks at me*
Me: I would die 4 u.
me to me: ok lets not post anything tooooo weird on tumblr
also me: rain gives me this dark, wild, twisted pleasure as if, rejected by the world, this is the place i find myself i find myself, the place i feel alive
It’s still only my first day...
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Let me tell you a little something, Tumblr. When you have indulged in the cannabis to a degree where one might describe it as “high as all fuck,” eating trailmix is a near religious experience. There is sweet... salty... an abundance of different textures. I was transcended to another dimension by sunflower seeds. What a thing!
This is how I feel about canned Chef Boyardee ravioli and Nilla wafers. The mouth feel... I-
You are the world’s most infamous spy, specialized in impersonation, wanted by every nation in the world. The only problem is… You don’t remember who you work for anymore.
Agent 420, do you read me?
