Computah increase the number of The Nice Guys fics on ao3 by one billion

nice guys fic where march becomes convinced that healy killed the guy whose death they've been hired to investigate and so the whole time he's destroying evidence and covering shit up trying to keep the cops from catching his partner. meanwhile healy (who didn't kill the guy) (who is actually trying to solve the case) is like okay march why do we keep haring off after "hot leads" that turn out to be nothing and when i turn around you're always burning shit in the trash can. what gives. did YOU kill this guy??? and march, offended, is like NO?? YOU DID??? and healy is like. I did. you think I killed this guy. (march, hissing at a pitch that would shatter glass: yeah, because you did) and then someone like shoots out their rear windshield before they can resolve the argument but after the case is over healy is like. *awkwardly clears throat * so you uh. you were willing to cover up a murder for me. a murder you thought i did. that's, uh -- and march who's bright red and avoiding looking at him is like well it would've reflected badly on me if my PI partner went to prison. and healy's like sure. of course. makes sense. and holly's watching open mouthed trying to decide whether to call child protective services for HERSELF because no way these two grown men are this stupid. no way.