Ridiculous Pickles

This text is adapted from a random post I found online.

Imagine you are one of the Rohirrim, riding with Gandalf, feeling the anxiety of whether it is too late to save Helm's Deep and your King. As dawn begins to break, you hear the Horn of Helm Hammerhand over the nearby hills...

(Gimli blasts the horn while Théoden performs what he believes is his last charge, declaring, “Ride now! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!”) In that moment, when you hear the horn from a distant horizon, you know the fortress is not yet lost.

You arrive just in time... Mithrandir did not use magic to stun the Uruk-hai upon his charge; he used nature and his sense of time to ensure the sun was in the right place at the right time. For an ancient entity who has existed for over 7,000 years, he understands time better than anyone when he declares,