Im a gay fucking bitch and everyone should know it

if I was planning to refuse to pay rent for a while in an environment where public services will be too limited and burdened to deal with picayune stuff, I’d make sure I knew where the water and gas shutoff valves were and how to reopen them if closed

Jesus fuck

I’m in tears 

If u like tiktok I’m @nickagain! I have more vids I’ll be posting this week 🤓

@birdhusband

Delectable tea, or deadly poison...

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota

Some one needs to stat these mirror beings ASAP

Methinks Scottish sculptor Rob Mulholland is a fae who is actively fucking with us all.

everyone do me a favor and rb with where you live and if you’re getting school/work off bc of coronavirus

This person has fungus in their walls and they probably have to go beyond spring cleaning and get the drywall removed and everything. Tear the whole bathroom up. In light of that it’s so fucking funny that they’re like “do you think it is faeries” ohhhh dear

#WHITE PEOPLE BUY SOME CRYSTALS AND SUDDENLY THEIR HYGIENE ISSUES ARE FAERIES

I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.

LEAVE ME ALONE

Real Talk kids in future generations NEED to keep watching Avatar the Last Airbender and we should preserve it for them. And I’m not saying that like “hur hur har har cartoons were better when I was young” because that’s objectively not true, I mean it like “the first time you see uncle iroh sing leaves from the vine and cry is an experience that metaphysically changes you”