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That’s a pretty good deal

Well I guess that that's over

:(

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

borderline but acceptable

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

sometimes bitch you’ve jus gotta wipe those tears from your face, let out an unsettling hysterical laugh and fuckin go to sleep