If Annie wanted to move to Hawaii, would you?
Of course. She clearly loved it so much, I’d go without question.
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If Annie wanted to move to Hawaii, would you?
Of course. She clearly loved it so much, I’d go without question.

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Annie: Hey, if I die from smoke inhalation maybe there will be a vampire around to turn me real quick so I can just live forever. I’m not going to die though that was just a joke. Gallow’s humor, if you will. ((I’M NOT GOING TO DIE!)) He just already looked like he could use a little love, so after this it just feels like he might need us.
Teddy: That would be funnier if it weren't an actual concern of mine, Babe. It's way too soon. But thanks for making sure I got that it was a joke though. Nice! We have lots of love to share and it'll be great practice for when we have one of our own!
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Annie: I could lift small teens under pressure! It’s called an adrenaline rush, you can google it. I don’t know, he’s in the hospital still as far as I know. I was going to go check on him as soon as I could. You can come with me if you want?
Teddy: Okay, Edward Cullen. You know what I mean! Oh dang, that's terrible. Yeah, I'd love to come with you. If he's sad enough for you to want to take him under our wing, he could probably use a friendly face.
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Annie: I know, that's why you need to stop it! You know I wouldn't let anything happen to those kids, and you'd do the same thing if you were me. Monty Badun. He's so pale and sad and looks like he should be yelling "EXTRA! EXTRA!" on a street corner in the 20's, and I think he was one of the more badly hurt ones in the fire.
Teddy: I cannot! I know you wouldn't and I don't blame you for that! But the difference between me and you is that I'm a BIG DUDE AND I CAN DEADLIFT AT LEAST 3 SMALL TEENS. Holy shit. That sounds cool, I guess. But shit, how badly is he hurt?

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Annie: Please don't freak out. I know you're going to, but I'm literally fine. I wasn't in the house for that long and all my burns are just from heat, not direct contact with fire. And I found us a sad Walt teen to take under our wing!
Teddy: I've been freaking out since I heard about you and the fire. I'm glad you're not hurt, but Babe! What if you had been? I can't even start to think about what could've happened to you without freaking a the way out all over again. What sad Walt teen and why?
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Cricket: YUM. Love this idea! And I can even go as International Women's Day and not have to dress up at all. :P
Teddy: It's a costume party, that's way too lame. Be the queen or something.
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Astrid: Does Teddy Bear Day count? It's on September 9th!
Teddy: SINCE WHEN HAS THERE BEEN A TEDDY BEAR DAY?
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Sage: International Sage day, duh! It's perf that this party is in the same month as it so it's like super relevant rn.
Teddy: What's that???? A day for the herb???
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Teddy: So! I don't know who knows this, mostly because I was supposed to send this text like a week ago. But the PSI Guys are having a Holiday Dates date party! Which means the dress code is holidays and you have to bring a date! (Or we throw pee balloons at you 🤭) The party is this Wednesday at 9pm! Obviously Halloween is dibsed by me and Annie, so good luck finding better costumes 🤞🏻!

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Annie: Yeah! I’m sure! I don’t know? I guess I kinda would rather be a mom than a manager at Double D’s and I saved back up all the money I lent to my mom. We can definitely do this so why not?
Teddy: Nice! This is going to be so exciting, babe! I didn't even know I was waiting for this SO HARD until right now! Fuck, I love you! Making a baby with you is going to be so much fun 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Annie: A practice dog is honestly probably a better idea than what I'm about to suggest, but no. I think we should go ahead and try to start our family. If that's okay with you?
Teddy: If that's okay with me? If ThAT's OkAy WiTh Me? Babe, that's GREAT with me! Are you sure about that! What made you want to start trying now?
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Annie: Remember how we said we'd think about starting a family towards the end of our grad school careers? Well, I know we're not technically at the end of our programs but...
Teddy: But what? Are we going to get a practice dog?!
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"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)"
what do you think will be your biggest setback as a future father?
Probably being neat and responsible. But I've been working on that since Annie and I got married! I've even been buying less candles than usual and keeping Annie's hidden junk all together and in one place.

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You’re not mature enough to be a dad yet
I wish you would give Dawn a chance. Every time he comes around, he's worried that you'll punch him in the face again.