sweet but psycho

I’m so stoked to tell you all, but my directorial debut is happening this summer! I don’t think I can tell you what show it is yet, but I’m sure you all will love it and I’m super stoked to do this! I’ve got some pretty big shoes to fill, but I’m pretty confident in my abilities.

That’s super duper exciting, Charlie, congratulations! Could you give me a hint about the show? I probably won’t get it anyway, I’ve just seen Wicked like 83 times and not much else, but then you won’t have to keep it in so long that you burst from excitement!

@deadstace: not that i've had 2 bottles of champagne, but post malone sounds better after two bottles of champagne

@astridprydain: Everything's better after champagne! All the bubbles make the whole world feel bubblier. Was that what was different in his music for you?

Teddy: SINCE WHEN HAS THERE BEEN A TEDDY BEAR DAY?

Teddy: So! I don't know who knows this, mostly because I was supposed to send this text like a week ago. But the PSI Guys are having a Holiday Dates date party! Which means the dress code is holidays and you have to bring a date! (Or we throw pee balloons at you 🤭) The party is this Wednesday at 9pm! Obviously Halloween is dibsed by me and Annie, so good luck finding better costumes 🤞🏻!

Astrid, you absolute icon! What! That’s so nice of you! Calling them #luby cupcakes sounds a little disgusting out loud but I’m sure they’re beyond amazing! What kind of cupcakes are they?

What? Oh! Oh. I don’t want to change the name, though, it sounds so cute! I’ll just be extra careful not to put any jelly icing decorations on them, then there’ll be nothing that looks the other kind of luby.

I’m down for cupcakes! I’m still trying to process this marriage but like….any occasion for cupcakes is good in my book.I’d love to have enough to use as an annulment countdown. 

Oh, that’s never going to happen, how could anybody stop loving Baby ever? It’s so exciting and beautiful, that they came together so quickly and just were so sure it was the best idea ever! So I guess I’m going to have to make you a cupcake a day until one of us dies. I could try to come back as a ghost baker if I die first! Do pirates know how to make ghosts come back faster? I wouldn’t want anything to burn in the oven when I die.

Well, everybody’s dark on the inside, there are no flashlights inside our body, silly!

Me? But I’m so super friendly, you guys can talk to me whenever you want, I promise!

It’s really just pointless to go into why everything you said just now was wrong, right? I obviously can’t say that what you’re feeling is wrong, but everything you think about me and my intentions is so absolutely incorrect. We must just not be listening to each other enough, and I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you feel bad for anything. I really, really didn’t. But I did, and you made me feel bad too, and I hope you find a nice warm hug. And that one day when we’re both feeling a little better maybe we’ll be feeling more up to listening.

I was just trying to ask questions, not say how you did or didn’t feel. But okay. That someday sounds like a very nice someday, I’ll be super excited to talk to you then.