WELCOME

Bitch I’m deceased the audacity lmaoooo

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

honestly the amount of crushes I had on girls as a youth but didn’t recognise because the only option offered to me was heterosexuality is mind-blowing

fact: being jealous as a kid when ur best friend has other close friends is most likely a wlw mood

Thinking you’ve never had a crush on anyone because you’ve had the exact same feelings about both genders is up there as a bisexual mood

Actively selecting a member of the binary opposite gender to have a crush on, based on cool, logical examination of your mutual interests and other factors, is probably a gay or ace mood

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

I thought you were gonna say like “question authority and destroy ableism” but this works too

I CHOKED

this is something

HE’S FINE!!!!!

Happy birthday videogames