start believing in yourself

i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak

IIRC Yoda’s Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart his ancient wisdom on some farmboy from Texas. 

That’s…SO COOL HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT

elphaba isn’t wearing her glasses in all of act II. can she even see??? Is she ok

‘i don’t even know what i’m reading’ well that explains it

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

this is my son, rob

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

if you choose billy the FBI comes to your house

I feel as if picking the Billy hot tub option is actually valid. Like. I’d love to hang out with hopper for a weekend, but I think drowning billy would just be more satisfying long term.

I feel like if you drowned Billy in a hot tub, Sheriff Hopper would ask you over to his cabin for a romantic weekend

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

akon defined us as a generation w his 2 iconic songs: smack that and so lonely

story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j sandwiches and i was like “haha what about dinner” and the mom was like “that is dinner sweetie!” and i was like “i have to go home now”

when i got home my parents were like “i thought u were staying for dinner” and i told them what happened and my mom was shocked and was like “DELANEY that is RUDE” but my dad laughed for like half an hour

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

Iconic