The Stuffy Millennial

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

i'm nonbinary, not in a "X gender marker on my license" way, but in a "NO THANK YOU on registering my transness with the state" way. i simply don't experience gender euphoria via state-sanctioned documents. i don't need or want every random cop to know how trans i am.

1000% this. I remember when people were like "Yay, you can get an X on your passport now!" and I could only think "yeaaaaah, let's make it easier for states to target me in the future?"

i'm nonbinary, not in a "X gender marker on my license" way, but in a "NO THANK YOU on registering my transness with the state" way. i simply don't experience gender euphoria via state-sanctioned documents. i don't need or want every random cop to know how trans i am.

The best chiikawa episode

PBS will broadcast the play November 14, beginning at 9 PM ET 🌝

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

I had completely forgotten about the chicken article, and you probably did too so remember that it exists. Because there’s too much no fun in the world right now.

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

Thank you!!!