i am seeking, i am striving;

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Lung Tien Lien explaining with dignity that Celestial dragons cannot breed outside of their own kind meanwhile Temeraire is hate-fucking a Turkish dragon in the bushes outside of town.

Laurence: I am an extremely law-abiding and naturally obedient person who would never challenge authority except in the most extreme and desperate circumstances. Tragically, these have occured every single day of my life.