The Standard Element

This boy really announcing his presence like a zelda key item

“Ba-badaBA…TA-DAA!!!!”

I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

Do you mean sleeping?

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”