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reblogging now that the game is real!

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

u know when u pick up a worm & u accidentally touch the bandaid & ur like Aw fuck thats the genital. & u just gotta have Worm Genital Contamination on ur hand til u can cleanse urself. i h8 that shit

if you learned something new from this post im sorry

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

First shipment of White Boys for this Summer.

It’s really great to see a quality river restocking program like this. If we can keep this up, some day white boys in rivers will no longer be considered endangered.

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

i was going through my old blog to grab old files and saw this again and i need it on this blog so i can feel joy at any given second

LOVE headcanoning mad scientist type characters as trans. oh baby you KNOW they handled their own transition. evil twisted hrt. top surgery that violates the geneva convention. 

that’s what I call a self-made man

baba yaga

ingredience

you people will reblog anything