colour with a u

me whenever i go talk to my therapist

Nobody is allowed to make fun of Fornite dancing, don’t act like we weren’t all doing Carameldansen 10 years ago. You’re especially not allowed to say anything if you at any point in your life knew the steps to Hare Hare Yukai or the Lucky Star dance

iconic

this was some moment. when he starts listing all the women in his life you just know that he’s gonna follow that up with literal shit pouring out of his mouth

lol dude even had the balls to go “why not?” 

me texting my uber driver who hasn’t arrived

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

ALSHDKHSKDJahdjk

you lifesaver

if this is true thank you

OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THAT IS

YO

oH SO I’M NOT DYING

WAIT?? ARE THOSE SIDE STITCHES??

Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.