If you cant have a platonic relationship with a girl you a weirdo

If you try to be friends with a girl just so you can fuck, you a whole weirdo.

facts on top of facts on top of facts

If you wanna be with someone, you have to be mature enough to stick around when things get tough. Relationships aren’t easy.

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes

Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly

Tbh this is the one time I’ll support the “it’s not just men” because everyone needs to cut this tf out

This is so fucking funny

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

That kid has no intention of unlocking his eyes from Pence’s like that kid literally is draining the life force right out of Pence. Honestly I’d be doing the same if I had the opportunity, what an icon.

Shout out to everybody who’s trying to get their life together. Working on yourself is the hardest part of life. The rest comes after. You got this!

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

a dog named Life.

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.