They are very much real to me

i deserve to be bent over the nearest surface because you couldn't keep your hands off of me, not whatever this is

Doctor prescribed me 100mg of true love’s kiss

Edith/Thomas/Lucille: well, it would solve their problems (money, deeply sublimated homosexual attraction, Help I Love My Sister-Wife AND My Non-Sister-Wife, etc.). I feel like it might make things worse for the world at large, though

everything everywhere all at once is about intergenerational trauma. about depression and passive suicidality and the gravitational appeal of nothingness. about aging, getting older in your twenties and getting older in your fifties. about the specific hurt mothers can cause their daughters and daughters their mothers. about the harsh reality of the immigrant experience and the american dream. but it’s mostly about kindness and family and it’s about choosing to sit at home talking about taxes with someone who loves you, and it’s about telling your daughter that you’d choose her over the entire universe, and it’s about how even in the universes where life didn’t form, love can still exist. and it’s really all of that at once.

Nothing could have prepared me to learn this is from It's Always Sunny and not some drama film

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

may you experience very precedented events

can’t blame vampires for gettin erotic. you’re already suckin on someone’s neck but also your natural state is Cold and the bloods all fresh and warm and addicting like hot cocoa but sexy

like ur drinkin it and u can feel the warmth go down your throat and then it’s slowly spreading to the rest of your body like a slow petit mort and u haven’t felt that warm and alive since your last feeding and it just feels real good. like when you drink hot cocoa