✧.* theseus ✧.* @theseusmc - Tumblr Blog

hey!!! it's theseus here!!!

(this account is only art, i’m much more active on my personal account @theseusmcalt )

i am insane about the oh hellos and scott smajor so you WILL see posting about that- also, if you don't like traffic/empires shipping or flower husbands this is probably not the blog for you!

i'm a gay tguy (also very taken i love my bf so much)

my ao3 is moonbloomssss and i have a few fics up if you're interested in that!! i also draw a lot!!

on that note- while i am wildly slow to actually do them if you request something i'll probably do it! ask box is always open :D

#eleventh hour marriage #theseus rambles

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the-muppet-joker

Imagine...

♤ Joker, curled in on himself, sitting on the ground in an alleyway. It's raining, and there are streaks in his signature clown makeup ♤

♡ Joker, laughing to himself, but its coming out as sad little whimpers. "Hah...hahh...." He chuckles wetly to himself. So wet, he tears♡

◇ Joker, crying as he looks at himself in a puddle, asking himself, "why... so serious...?" And it makes him smile a little. But then, he goes back to He's cries ◇

♧ Joker, alone. No one asking if he's okay, because then, he'll just laugh. And also poison Gotham's water supply. ♧

Well...? What would you do...?

that1fungi

iwould hit him with my steamroller and reduce him to a thin pink film

theseusmc

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

theseusmc

Should I re-open these preorders (+new life series ones) when Past Life starts?

Yes!!

No!!

Voting ended onJun 15, 2025

theseusmc

waves awkwardly. Hey guys. sorry i was gone for thirty millions years !! i’m mostly away from mcyt now (😔) but!!! if i put them up on acggoods, would yall be interested? they also would be available whenever instead of only preorders :]

should i put these on acggoods?

yes!!

no!!

Voting ended onApr 24

(if/when i do, it’ll be linked in this post!)

#life series #desert duo #flower husbands #treebark #sorry ive been gone for fourty million years dc comics got my ass unfortunately #i miss u all very much tho… ❤️❤️

Haii it's the anon from earlier :3 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINING THEM BACK!!!!! Also I took a look at some of your art, and you are an incredibly talented artist :D and I'll most definitely check out that shop you recommended!

AWWWW THANK YOU!!! im so glad u like my art, it means so much to me /gen (also hell yeah!!! sparky is awesome, i absolutely adore their art)

I can't vote anymore BUT PLEASE OPEN THE PRE-ORDERS AGAIN I PHYSICALLY NEED THE FLOWER HUSBANDS ONE I HARDLY EVER SEE MERCH FOR THEMMMMM ARHSHSHSJS

DW THEYRE GONNA COME BACK I PROMISE !!!! also thank u for the support heheh

#ALSO UR SO REAL FOR THAT FLUBBIES MERCH IS SOOO RARE #(if u want some shop recs go check out sparky bells!!! theyve got some good stuff)

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theseusmc

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

theseusmc

Should I re-open these preorders (+new life series ones) when Past Life starts?

Yes!!

No!!

Voting ended onJun 15, 2025

#desert duo #flower husbands #treebark #renchanting #rendog #martyn inthelittlewood #martyn itlw #smajor1995 #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #life series fanart #life series #life smp

fishieguyy

Breakfast on the albatross

inkfal

Chip again!

theseusmc

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

theseusmc

Preorders close in a week! Thank you so much for all the support so far :]

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

#desert duo #flower husbands #treebark #renchanting #rendog #martyn inthelittlewood #martyn itlw #smajor1995 #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #life series #third life #life series fanart

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snowflurrii

hellooooo! i made some cool life series shaker keychains! they’re available now for preorder :D

keep in mind, this is a preorder and will most likely not be shipped for another month at most!

PLEASE NOTE!! this product is a preorder! it will end on april 5th, then the keychains will be ordered and they should take about 2-3 weeks

#go look at my friend’s cool keychains! can confirm they’re super awesome

did that one trend with flubbies

#scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #flower husbands #my art #dangthatsalongname #smajor1995 #buff jimmy is canon to ME !!!!#also sorry i haven't been posting ive been busyyyy

good-4-her

simply dont monday

ju-nebugg

regular platonic bro activities

(tumblr fucked the quality on this one pls click 🙏🙏🙏)

your art is so insanely cute. They’re all lil goobers :D

awww!! thank you!! heres a flower husbands drawing just for you :]

#flowerhusbands #scott smajor fanart #flower husbands #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #jimmy solidarity

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care for a dance?

#scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #flower husbands #dangthatsalongname #my art #smajor1995 #empires smp #sheriff jimmy #scott of chromia #esmp 2 #scott smajor fanart #jimmy solidarity fanart #flowershubands

ceratedfish24

Hiiiii umm. Empires SMP season 1 Scott has white wings and I know they’re supposed to be snow owl wings but what if people called him “dove” as a term of endearment that’s all thanks goodbye

#save #THIS IS SO DELIGHTFUL

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