The Selkie from the Sea of Dreams

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

anyone else noticed that music is really good

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.