Dunc’s Thunks

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

Accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasnt fucking meant for me again fucking hell

wanting to kiss someone is just. like. what do you mean i am experiencing something akin to hunger? what do you mean i can feel this as an actual tactile ache? it is not "i want" like "i want a bike," it is "i want" like i am found wanting. you can want it so much you can force your own pupils to dilate. i'm seasick about it. this is a thing we evolved. this is something that we can physically crave.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

i actually did fight god in the Denny’s parking lot but no one believes me because of all the posts people used to make joking about it until the whole idea got stale, which isn’t very fair to me because i actually did, but i understand. beat the shit out of me actually, like i did not hold my own at all, but it’s ok because nobody believes me anyway. hit me with His car too, but, again,