Don't be a lemon, be a rosebud.

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

#science

Silence her.

There’s nothing worse than wanting to start marathoning another show while in the middle of another.

does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

Woah this is sick

Take me back

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

She’s beautiful

Yaaaaaassss Malia

Curved.