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I’m memorizing the Greater Bug Phylogeny. the sister group to insects has 60 legs and only lives in saltwater caves. the sister group to insects + 60 legs guy is water flea (crowd cheers)

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HELL YEAH CRAB TIME BABEY

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Angular roughshark, along Europe and Africas west Atlantic coast from Norway to South Africa and even Mediterranean.

THERE IS SO MUCH SHAPE TO THESE GUYS

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So the really fabulous thing about this is that while there’s two basic theories about how the seals get an eel up their nose, there are also problems with both of them. The first is that the seal is shoving its head in holes in the rocks and the eel panics and goes for what looks like a hole—ie a seal nostril. And that would be a great theory, except that seals have what are described as “extremely muscular nostrils” because they gotta slam them closed when diving to keep water out.

Which, okay, fine, except that there’s often like two, three feet of eel INSIDE THE SEAL. The stuff hanging out is just the end of the tail. And eels are astonishingly powerful for their size, true, but so are seal nostrils. (Why am I typing these words? How did my life come to this?)

The other theory, of course, is that they barfed up an eel and it came out their nose instead, but we’re talking a fairly impressive feat that the eel lined up just right to come out the nostrils, and also those are BIG eels. It’d be kinda like a human puking a spear of asparagus out of their nose. (Why am I typing THESE words, too? Why?)

The remaining theory, which is actually the one ascribed to by the lead scientist on the endangered monk seal project, is that dumb teenage seals are snorting eels at each other for fun. And y’know…I just…sure. We live in a world where that wouldn’t even be the tenth strangest thing I’ve heard about mammals.

In conclusion, if any young monk seals are following me, Just Say No To Eel.

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EXACTLY LIKE THAT probably

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You may find yourself drawing Kermit memes at 2am, and think to yourself how did I get here?

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One of my earlier embroidery animations, this was my second one. I made sure that the designs were very simple, since I wanted this to be fairly long. The tangled thread is just purposefully messed up French knots.

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masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

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Julia Soboleva (Latvian, 1990) - Pretty Birdies, Hungry Kitties (2021)

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The holy trinity

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Various Amphibian study buddies. We got Frugs, Caecilian, cave salamander, mudpuppy, and amphiuma.

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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

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