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lightspun

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

#true facts

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, please speak now." the baker stands up. he has never met the bride or groom but he must stop this wedding before anyone finds out that the cake is just some couch cushions covered in icing

#but why

Submitted my first novel for publication consideration today. Should hear back in six weeks. I'll be huddled in a corner until then.

#personal #send help

sirachahaha

brodeoclown

#he was probably like 20 in this

#so much crying

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2-fast-2-curious

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

#crying

femininefreak

youreinmydreamsnow

It’s so fucked up how backwards our education system is structured here in the states.

stairway-t0-haven-blog

wish my mom would see these and shut the fuck up.

#this is so depressing #but so true

tastefullyoffensive

"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]

#oh my god

nerdiegirlie

tip for the holidays: interrupt any family argument with “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way”

#crying

clexawrites

"Cobie Smulders is an extraordinary person. She is a cool ass chick, superfunny, supergenerous, and superhot without obsessing about it. Spending the last season planning our characters’ wedding was true to life for me, because she’s exactly the kind of woman I would want to marry if women weren’t all gross and icky."

#this is so cute

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shitpostingvevo

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

mvlti-threxded

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

lottiethewitch-deactivated20250

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

meme-loving-stuck

Those posts are honestly so gross and downright creepy, and not at all in a good way! Immunity cat is always here for you.

halotharfroggies

This is my new favorite post.

#love this #particularly since I'm one of those people who hates those posts

life-of-a-skinny-boy

For the past four and a half months, I have had my address out on the internet as an invitation for anyone to send me their blades so they can take a step forward towards getting better.

In those four and a half months, I have received these:

71 blades

4 bobby pins

3 paper clips

2 safety pins

1 needle

1 letter opener

1 lighter

I can’t really say much in response to this, because honestly I don’t think there are words to describe how proud and how humbled I am.

These people are fighters, and the day they sent those away, it was another step towards winning the war.

Bless you all…Thank you for trusting me <3

NOTE: If you would like to send in your tools, I will accept them and I will attach them to cards and keep them safe just like the ones pictured above. You can send anything you want to:

Elijah K PO Box 1211 Burnsville, MN 55337

mockeryd-deactivated20201004

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!

#this is important

metalhearted

This Guy Narrates People’s Lives Randomly In Public And It’s Hilarious [source]

ruyuo

The people that go along with it tho

#crying #so much crying

sixpenceee

A secret ballroom lies under this lake, with a statue of Neptune above it. It was built in the late 1800s by Whitaker Wright, a businessman. The roof of the ballroom is paned in translucent glass to let light filter through from the water above. Now owned by entrepreneur Gary Steele, it lies empty. (Source)

#this is really cool

strawberriemars

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

#crying

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"Use a foundation two shades lighter than your skin tone to highlight." I don't think one exists...

#need to find the sun #send help

The other half are in my fucking bedroom.

#spiders #fuck spiders #science

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