It’s Dangerous To Go Alone

imagine being kind in 2026

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

avatar aang is…..my dad

explain

disappeared when i needed him most

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

suck my waluweenie

D:

sorry to interrupt stairsweek but why is tumblr acting like this person killed me on impact by showing me as deactivated

Valid question.

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time