worm with problems

you know how cig smokers get cigarette breaks? lesbians should get that but for taking off your shirt and screaming a little

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

some people have therapy all i have is jack kerouac’s june 10 1949 letter to allen ginsberg

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

scone butch blueberries

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.