worm with problems

you know how cig smokers get cigarette breaks? lesbians should get that but for taking off your shirt and screaming a little

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

hey do u mind if I fetishize you. What why are you upset I'm doing it wokely and gayly. No you don't understand I'm objectifying you empowering style. You should be grateful someone like you is getting this attention like you shouldn't be looking a gift horse in the mouth with what you've got going on. Why are you mad

"little guy" "baby boy" "I love himb" wrong I have now decreed that every animal is an Adult Woman please address her as such

oh my fucking god who cares about men who caresssssss

shut upppppppppppppp

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