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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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does anyone else still get really caught offguard when like famous streamers or youtubers or other internet people mention trans people in a positive way
when i was a kid i watched a ton of youtube and whenever trans people were mentioned, it was usually like in the context of a joke making fun of them. so hearing fucking jerma or whoever being like "yeah trans rights" just pleasantly surprises me no matter how often i hear it
some cis gamer dude: i think you should be able to change your name in animal crossing because like what about trans people who realize they're trans after they've already named their character?
me:
My content gets shittier every day.
this cured my depressive episode
I’m evil villain laughing
How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.
Being a professional actor helps <3
DISCLAIMER: I not in any of these fandoms and don’t really have any opinion on any of them, this was just an excuse to yell into a microphone.
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Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
We’re trying this tonight!
It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.
?????????????
I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

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it feels so wrong to pour a cold drink into an opaque cup like oooh yeah it’s time to hunker down with my nice mug of sprite
All the geeks trying to make this a post about pop linguistics are wrong. this is a post about drinking mugs of sprite
what about a mug of mug
you’re welcome.
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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now
I’m not trans, but I sure as hell would accept anyone who is.
don’t say anything, just reblog

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If writing utensils could talk
neutral good true neutral lawful evil chaotic good
Reblog if you can say you have never sent hate or "go kill youself" messages to people . I want to see how many kind hearted people there are in tumblr .
Indeed this is me
Who does that??
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
@klubbhead
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬
do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
@nessyxmarie
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so
when does tumblr recognise me as a normal human being with tagging rights
test pt. 2