And today was a day like any other

Going through my old photography and this slaps

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

the music really makes this

i was funny once but it was an accident

*looking at a photo of myself* oh … oh my god do i just walk around looking like this

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

just say ur a bottom

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

that tweet thats like "you are not, in fact, 'baby'. you snorted ketamine in an art gallery bathroom. a baby wouldnt do that"

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

How are you posting from 1971?

homie thought lil nas did country roads

I feel like someone punched me in the chest 4 different times

Tomorrow????? ANOTHER day?????!!!!?,?!????????????((??(?!)))!(;;()$$$;::?)$&,:;??‘mlnfdsjkkmfdxsbnkgdssaavytesvjjhrefghjjjkjtfghj im good thNks

if i go to your place and the vibes are wack i’m stealing something from your fucking house

i feel like i made myself up

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!