potato skins enthusiast

i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair

"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

im literally living little treat to little treat

going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

talkative cats are the backbone of society. when you look at a cat and they go "mrrp?" at you? that's what it's all about baby

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

i haven’t really been active on tumblr in close to three years and it feels so strange coming back

like i’m a whole ass adult who owns a house now ,,,,, i bought a lawnmower today ,,,,, who am i these days

howls freaking castle