im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I have gotten a bad grade in reading phoetics, something that is normal to fear and possible to achieve

One of the most feared classes at the English teaching academy :')

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

where do people get energy from

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me