NO MORE DUCKS!!!

Love you too but sadly I’m going to have to take your support beams.

That’s not very supportive of you now is it

sorry, it’s just that I’m like from hell and stuff so I gotta be evil sometimes. my bad buckaroo

There's a duck in this post.

They just be letting any blog in here now huh

Wait until you find out about the shadow clones.

The what

@nowthereareducks @thereisnoducks

I take ducks and put them in jail >:)

ah fuck there’s some sort of creature nibbling on my post SHOO SHOO

Duck detected

hm i don’t think that’s a… hey wait i think your duck detector may be defective or something

I'm fairly certain that's a duck. It has feet. Ducks have feet. Therefore it is a duck.

more evil ducks??? omg???

I may be accidentally raising an army of shadow clones. And I'm happy with that.

we will serve you well

well this is quite delightful. i think we will make good evil henchmen, what do you think, no ducks?

more evil ducks??? omg???

I may be accidentally raising an army of shadow clones. And I'm happy with that.

we will serve you well

phone so dry the only notifs I get are uber eat sales

RAAAAAAAH

The post of a person who has finally defeated autocorrect

Looking up