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Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

@admiral-ampersand

 what about the people who were baptised by him and then died in the intervening 20 years? do their families just have to accept that their loved one is going to hell because some dude fucked up the paperwork?

this is a whole fucking thing going back to the age of thomas aquinas and there's been more than one war fought at least a bit about it. quad mus sumit, et cetera

certainly the most important thing Jesus said is that you have to use the exact words when you perform ritual actions or they don't work and you go to hell

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no