The Refined Woodsman

chained to ur radiator and still worried ur not as obsessed w me as i hope you are

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

men who worship. men who obsess. men who admire and love. men who are whipped. men who would drop to their knees for you. men who would do anything for you. men who are needy and clingy. men who spoil and pamper you. men who love.

My sweet boy

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

anyone have a lil crush on me yet