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The solar eclipse that occurred in Chile on July 2, 2019 photographed by Dan Marker-Moore. Great job!

It’s the food chain

Where do you get your protein from, HA?

If we weren’t meant to eat animals then why are they so tasty?

Don’t you know that we’re omnivores?

Lions kill Zebras in the wild

Vegetables have feelings too you know

You kill ants when you walk

Each to their own

It’s natural, so there

Everything in moderation

The animals have to die sometime

Cows will take over the planet if we don’t control them

Jesus ate fish

The Dalai Lama eats animals

You only live once

I knew a vegan once and he was sick

Vegans are extreme

Don’t tell me what to do

We’ve been doing it since the beginning of time

But worms eat our bodies when we die, so why is it OK for them?

It’s the circle of life

Cows are stupid

You can’t save all the animals

You can’t save the world

Where do you get your B12?

You can’t eat plants all day

It’s not murder it’s slaughter

But Bacon!

We can’t digest grass

It’s OK, they were bred for consumption

Soy is genetically modified

There’s not enough room on the planet to produce vegetables for everyone

I’m allergic to Tofu

Where do you get your Omega 3 from?

If you were in the jungle you’d kill an animal to stay alive

We’re predators

What if you killed a pig with your car, then it would be OK to eat it?

We’re animals

It’s great that you’re vegan, but I couldn’t do it.

Chickens won’t survive in the wild, releasing them is cruel

Fish aren’t animals

You’re not vegan! Spiders crawl into your mouth when you sleep

Don’t eat the food’s food

Plants can feel pain

What about all the hungry kids in Africa?

What about all the child slaves in China?

You’re laptop has an ingredient in it that’s bad for the environment and you still use it

Is your belt vegan?, what about your wallet, aha!

We’re doing the animals a favour, nobody wants to be in those conditions

The legal definition of murder does not include animals, so it’s fine

I know you’re right, but I love meat

They would eat you if they could

I will never change

Going vegan doesn’t change anything

Well I only eat very little meat/ cheese/ eggs, none at all really

Foie gras: You can’t taste the cruelty

I know, I know,but you don’t think about that (in response to animal farming conditions)

In a survival situation I would stay alive because I can eat people

It’s wrong for children to throw stones at the ducks, but it’s perfectly fine to shoot them

We bless the animals before we eat them, so we appreciate their death

I’m grateful for the sacrifice the animal made for me

Humane slaughter is OK

It’s evolution man

Meat gave us big brains

What about Eskimos, they’d starve without meat!

Vegans are weak

Vegans are always tired

Vegans fart more

You’ll have weak bones

What do you eat, grass?

Hitler was a vegetarian

You kill vegetables

Why do you love animals but hate people?

Veganism is like religion

Vegans eat rabbit food

Tofu is disgusting

I tried going vegan once but I didn’t feel well

What do you do in the winter when vegetables don’t grow mmmmmm?

I’d rather eat meat and be happy then eat grass and be depressed!

You’re vegan, GREAT more for me, haha

But I don’t want to give up dairy!

The animals are happy in the farms

If you don’t milk the cows they’ll explode

Do you want one? oh I forgot you can’t eat that.

Vegans die as well you know

I couldn’t be vegan I want to taste “EVERYTHING”

I could never give up cheese

I’m totally against animal cruelty (as they eat a steak)

If we let the cows all live they will produce too much methane and poison the atmosphere

Wait, Gorillas are Vegan, I think you made a mistake!

Who would you rather save your sister or a cow?

You can’t build muscle on a vegan diet

Vegans are skinny

Some people HAVE to eat meat, it’s their blood type or something, that’s SCIENCE!

What else are the animals going to do?

It must be so awkward for you when you go out

Raising your kids vegan is child abuse

The animals don’t feel anything, they stun them and then slice their throats, it’s fine

Save animals eat a Vegan, LOL

You need meat for energy

I’ve got a bow tie on today. For science!

No really, I mean it - a portion of the proceeds from the purchase of these Bill Nye × Nick Graham bow ties goes to support The Planetary Society. So yes, I am wearing a bow tie for science.