The witch’s flower. They only bloom once every seven years. They say witches used to seek it out.
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The witch’s flower. They only bloom once every seven years. They say witches used to seek it out.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
I don’t see a lot of Old God positivity on tumblr...
so let’s get some going!!
-Like if you think Moder, the Undying Eldritch Mother of the Forest, is so beautiful you daren’t gaze directly upon her lest the eyes be plucked from your insolent head and it is a privilege to fall on your knees and worship
-Reblog to ask her on a date
-Ignore to be gutted and hung from a tree

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**Walking some place that we’ve never been**
8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”
Me:
8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”
Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”
I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”
I DIDNT KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE TOO
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
i request the big spicy joy
please, joy.
Please
Fish is good
I trust the fish
Could really use some big spicy joy right about now
Pls
There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.
“hey can you do a normal voice for this character” “absolutely not”
Op what are you talking about this is objectively great
The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.
The Shape of Water - Merman Boyfriend ✅
The Shape of Fire - Hell Demon Fiance
The Shape of Earth - Bog Creature Wife
The Shape of Air - Thirst Trap Mothman
The Shape of Shadow - Venom ✅
The Shape Of You - Ed sheeran
listen i’m a monsterfucker but ed sheeran is where i draw the line

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this damn ad
me: I will do things when I am less tired
me: *never becomes less tired*
me: oh no
I have never seen anything more accurate in my life
ok but like shout out to all my girls with skin conditions like eczema or acne or keratosis pilaris, etc. society paints such a false picture of women as having perfectly clear and soft skin and like….that ain’t true. so many of us have bumps and scars and dryness and redness and no matter what we do it won’t go away. but yall are perfect okay like believe me i still don’t love my skin but its so Wrong that we hate ourselves so much for something so trivial. you’re beautiful okay and so is your skin i love u.
Y'all 💀

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when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room
TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.
Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.