Ryan West

That’s no reason to look that close to crying.

Do I? Sorry, it's just I haven't seen you in so long, it makes me a little emotional.

What did you expect?

For more people to stay, I mean they offer summer classes.

Well thats because everyone is gone for vacation.

That's lame. They should've stayed.

You’re obviously looking in all the wrong places. Because campus is not where you should be. 

Why wouldn't I be on campus? My dorm's here.

Right? They should have been flattered that someone noticed. And it’s always good to make sure by asking, because some days hair just looks different even though it’s exactly the same!

I know, right? It was my opening statement which was leading to "Wow your hair looks nice!" but now it's completely changed to "Okay, maybe you should go get your hair redone to fix that dye."

I just turned twenty three, friend. I’m up there in my years.

Wow, you don't look your age at all. Are you drinking some fountain of youth water?

Isn’t that what a haircut is, mate? Invisible dye? I had someone say that once, when I asked if they’d cut their hair. 

Oh yeah, the classic "No i dyed my tips invisible" I hate those people, man. It's like, why do you have to be so sarcastic? I'm just asking.

Was a senior. Guess I’m sorta a grad student now.

That's surprising. You don't look a day over 15.

I know, I know. I’ll make sure to help her next. Because I’m sure there will be a next time. Aerial dancing is dangerous. Fun and sexy, but dangerous. Like Chris Evans.

Or maybe karma will come back and you're going to be the one falling. Chris Evans? You're comparing aerial dancing to Chris Evans?

I think I’m starting to lose hair, and it’s either from old age, finals, or work. I’m not quite sure which one, though.

Maybe it's just changing it's color to invisible. Blonde hair changes color, right?

Older brother. He came for my graduation.

Woah, you're a senior? Or...were a senior?