Mundane adventures

But really tho

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

pt 2: i saw a salamander (which i was terrified of for some reason) and i had a nightmare so i woke my mum up in the middle of the night saying “the salad man is coming” 

and to think that all this time I’ve been hooking up double reins incorrectly..

Where’d you find this picture of me?

I’m so confused like they clearly traced a photograph how did they fuck this up so bad???

tag yourselves im the non-existent back leg

I feel like this deserves more notes so signal boost.

she looks amazing!

I too enjoy subtle things.