campusloser is an appless rpg based on the hit 2009-2015 show glee, but rebooted with modern day influences such as off-campus, tell me lies, and overcompensating. our story revolves around saint rivera's new directions and its members, a show choir that was once an award-winning shining centerpiece for pennsylvania's collegiate arts culture and now an institutional embarrassment being rebuilt to reach its former glory.
although the main focus will remain the glee club, characters from other extracurricular activities and sports teams may also be applied for, such as the jazz ensemble, members of the school’s ice hockey team, the saint rivera titans, or the school’s cheerleading team, the cheerios, and more!
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so here's what you missed on campusloser… congratulations to everyone who survived the hallowbirthwrap party and the ensuing twenty-four hours after it. because somehow, those twenty-four hours packed more drama than an entire week of emotional and dramatic ballads. there were enough closet action to keep campus gossip blogs employed through thanksgiving, and there was even a brawl started by carter cortez and rhys davenport that ended up in a broken karaoke machine and television ( thanks fontaine o'donnell ) and the two in urgent care... and they also kissed? rhys, did you tell carter you just sucked sullivan vane's dick with that mouth?
but there were so much more that happened that night, and soon enough maybe we'll see the effects of cecelia's little seven minutes in heaven experiment... though it seems like putting herself in a closet with julian devereux is already causing a rift between the glee club co-captains. but lucas shepherd didn't need to be paired for those seven minutes to share a kiss with brooks keller... while lucas' girlfriend, goldie lewis was stuck with his brother, naim shepherd, in a closet. nothing happened, quite the wholesome moment actually! and speaking of wholesome moments, sydney fennewick and milo callahan are officially together. #GAYRIGHTS
and of course, we can't forget that gabriel adsetts somehow convinced the student body that dressing up as a squid was peak halloween fashion, and so he earned the title of 2026 halloween royalty alongside milo callahan whose audrey ii costume taught us that giant carnivorous plants just have undeniable charisma! at least they went home happy, because the more show choir-obsessed members of the student body were practically sobered up by a video of carnegie mellon's the tongue twisters rehearsing even during halloween night! and they were so flawless it was basically psychological warfare.
cue an explosive group chat for an #EMERGENCY rehearsal.
panic! panic! panic! and we aren't even at the disco. because every conversation ended up critiquing the downfalls of dictatorships, or led to misunderstanding until tensions exploded and sullivan vane quit new directions. professor bobby kelmeckis chased after him, hoping to salvage the situation, but the conversation only deteriorated further and even the famously patient professor finally snapped and called sullivan insufferable! and to make matters worse for himself, sully left the cheerios group chat without telling coach shauna steele, so i guess he's in hot water there, too! whatever he's going through, someone should probably check in on him.
but thankfully, not everything was falling apart. after what felt like several decades of debates, votes, julian devereux letting everyone know he's going through character development, and musical arguments, new directions finally settled on their sectionals theme! stella nasr's pitch won by popular vote: iconic songs from eighties films. their official setlist is everybody wants to rule the world, danger zone mashed with footloose, purple rain, an interlude of please, please, please, let me get what i want, and finally, in your eyes. and maybe for the first time in weeks, new directions might finally start looking like a team instead of thirty different personalities fighting over whose turn it was with the bluetooth speaker.
now all they need is money, because dreaming might be free, but a bus to pittsburgh is not! marijoy bacalso-coughlan and glee club's treasurer milo callahan are in charge of finding costumes for sectionals with what little budget they have left, and so the club split into four fun fundraising activities for the bus: a bake sale, a car wash, a date auction, and... because somebody genuinely believed this was a respectable idea... a sexy calendar. well, i'd definitely pay for a sexy shirtless photo of carter dressed as santa claus. and if all goes according to plan, maybe they'll raise enough for sectionals. maybe regionals. and maybe even plane tickets for nationals! okay, maybe we should calm down. they still have to survive sectionals first.
but come on, this is campusloser! of course, coach shauna steele isn't about to let that happen peacefully. finding out that clementine brandt's mother happens to be #JUDGING the show choir sectionals this year, wouldn't it just be a shame if new directions happened to receive terrible scores from her? so coach steele tells her exactly what to do, and if she doesn't? well... clementine can start saying goodbye to her cheerios uniform. i guess she'll have to lie to her friends in glee! god, i love a potential villain.
and speaking of lies, savannah grady has been apparently trying to convince the entire student body she has to go back home to care for her injured grandmother. wow, what a touching story! only one tiny problem: she's actually just hiding the fact that she has a child, and secrets have a funny habit of becoming public around saint rivera. coach steele might actually just kill her not only for missing practice but also lying to her!
but that's not the only reason coach steele's week is only about to become worse. cheerios media day is approaching, meaning magazines, television crews, journalists, photographers, and every imaginable #PUBLICITY are descending upon her and the cheerios in anticipation of their sixth consecutive nationals win. and naturally, every cheerio is suddenly auditioning to become her favorite and be featured with her in these interviews! how exciting for them...
but that's before she discovered professor thibault bellamy-delacroix's little betrayal. remember that deal involving a portion of her precious glitter and confetti budget to keep glee clubbers too busy with wicked? well, you see, funny story. somehow, it ended up being some of her own cheerios filling some of the main roles now that micah de leon and clementine brandt are officialy cast as fiyero and glinda when she needs them the most. bellamy-delacroix... you better start running.
but that's not the only explosive thing happening on campus. let's check in on the preparations for the new directions bake sale. and to do that, we'll need to go abrams house, emery wren's headquarters for baking. it's one of the oldest buildings on campus, a relic from the eighties that refused to be demolished, but maybe this was a better way to go. and after hours of nonstop baking for the fundraising, one overworked ancient oven finally decided it had contributed enough to society and so... it exploded! thankfully, nobody was standing nearby or they would have been obliterated, but the resulting fire forced everyone to evacuate as flames swallowed one of campus' oldest residences! #GOODBYEABRAMSHOUSE
their belongings might be gone, but at least the campus immediately placed them in new dorms at a very discounted price and even gave them a couple thousand dollars each to replace their burned properties ( and so they wouldn't sue the school! ) ... and hey, most of the people we care about in that dorm are in glee club so at least they still have sectionals to look forward to!
and well, i guess we'll also find out if sully still has a place in new directions and the cheerios, and if clementine will pull through with coach steele's ultimatum. such drama!
… and that's what you missed on campusloser!
OOC INFORMATION.
happy sectionals preparations time! there is no glee club assignment for this episode as our narrative will be focusing on the upcoming sectionals. but this is glee, feel free to have them sing whatever they want for to enhance the narrative!
hallowbirthwrap party event threads should be wrapping up, but also feel free to continue them anyway beyond the official end date, with the exception of the seven minutes in heaven threads as stars are contingent on them! stars for halloween costumes and karaoke have also been added to their totals.
as always, if you have any questions about anything, please let me or lexi know! and of course, have fun and thank you for being here!
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