Original Male Stud Harem AU
Apparently one of the four ladies tricked Natsu into massaging their tits to "help them" with their Big Tits Disability. Which of you four did that?
“That would be me.” Cana admitted with absolutely zero shame, lounging back in her chair with a smug grin. “Natsu made it way too easy to trick him into helping me with my terrible case of Big Tits Disability.”
Lucy immediately turned bright red. “Cana!”
“What?” Cana laughed loudly, taking another drink. “I said my back was killing me and that the weight was unbearable. Then I told him massages helped.”
Natsu blinked from nearby. “Well yeah. You sounded like you were in pain.”
“And then,” Gray said flatly, “you somehow ended up massaging her chest.”
Natsu looked confused. “That’s where she said the pain was.”
The entire guild exploded into laughter.
“I can’t believe this guy is real,” Gray groaned into his drink.
Cana nearly fell off her stool laughing. “The best part? He was genuinely trying to help.” She wiped a tear from her eye. “Dude looked more focused than when he fights people.”
“I was trying to do it right!” Natsu defended himself. “You said it was a serious condition!”
“It is serious,” Cana replied dramatically, placing a hand over her chest. “The burden is immense.”
Lucy buried her face in her hands. “I hate this guild sometimes…”
Mirajane smiled far too sweetly from behind the counter. “Ara ara~. Natsu really is such a kind man.”
Erza, somehow taking the conversation with complete seriousness, crossed her arms thoughtfully. “Large chest sizes can produce strain on the back and shoulders…”
Lucy stared at her in disbelief. “Erza, don’t encourage this!”
Cana pointed triumphantly. “See? Erza gets it.”
“However,” Erza continued calmly, “convincing Natsu to massage your breasts under false pretenses was manipulative.”
Cana shrugged without remorse. “Worth it.”
Natsu still looked baffled. “Wait… was I not helping?”
Four different women suddenly avoided eye contact.
That alone answered the question.
“…You all are weird,” Natsu muttered.
“Coming from the guy who almost gave Cana a full spa treatment because she said ‘my boobs are heavy,’” Gray shot back.
Cana grinned lazily at Natsu over the rim of her drink. “Still appreciate the help, handsome.”
Natsu scratched his cheek awkwardly while the guild laughed even harder.
Completely oblivious, he still didn’t realize he was being flirted with.