#meme ask

1) gotham

2) harvey on being an uncle

3,4) gordon about to change harveys mind about being a parent

5) me when PETER PARKER MENTIONED LETS GO LETS GO LETS FUCKING GOOO

6) harveys first reaction to the letter vs waynes…estradas? Reaction to the letter

7) MY reaction to the letter

8) tommy

9,10) damian ready to come to the next family meeting with hot goss 🫖

It feels like a reward from returning from war everytime I see this pop on my screen I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

1)The amount of beef that people have towards Gotham City should be studied

2) He tries alright? That's all that matters (AND IT MATTERS-)

3,4) He literally dump the kid in his lap and sent him on his merry way (It's going to bite him in the ass many years later-)

5) Had to hit him with the teacher laser in order to make you see my vision (GIVE ME THAT WHITE MAAAAN-)

6) We gotta be grateful it didn't escalate. Harvey is now a retired crashout, but his niece knows his ass way too well (And yes! They're the Estrada's now! It's the fake identity that Matt got them)

7) Nothing to worry about! (or is it? 👀✨)

8) Mf role model is Peter Pan's shadow and he is living up to his goals

Reader thinking isolde is a random oc that somehow mysteriously got added as her mom inside dc comic (she is an oc...):

Isolde to Derrick:

what the people in gotham means when they say that both isolde and reader is a spitting image of each other:

How did you switch Harriet's uniform with one of these dresses while she was showering, Jaune? Does she look good in it to make it worth it?

Jaune: (smirking, arms crossed) “That’s my secret, sweetheart. A magician never reveals his tricks.” (leans closer, voice dropping to a teasing drawl) “But was it worth it? Oh, absolutely. She looked amazing in that dress—tight, white, and blue, low neckline, the works.” (grins wider) “She looked less like a Marine captain and more like my future wife.”

Harriet: (off-screen, furious shouting) “ARC! YOU’RE DEAD!”

Ask

Original Male Stud Harem AU

Apparently one of the four ladies tricked Natsu into massaging their tits to "help them" with their Big Tits Disability. Which of you four did that?

Big Tits Disability Meme

“That would be me.” Cana admitted with absolutely zero shame, lounging back in her chair with a smug grin. “Natsu made it way too easy to trick him into helping me with my terrible case of Big Tits Disability.”

Lucy immediately turned bright red. “Cana!”

“What?” Cana laughed loudly, taking another drink. “I said my back was killing me and that the weight was unbearable. Then I told him massages helped.”

Natsu blinked from nearby. “Well yeah. You sounded like you were in pain.”

“And then,” Gray said flatly, “you somehow ended up massaging her chest.”

Natsu looked confused. “That’s where she said the pain was.”

The entire guild exploded into laughter.

“I can’t believe this guy is real,” Gray groaned into his drink.

Cana nearly fell off her stool laughing. “The best part? He was genuinely trying to help.” She wiped a tear from her eye. “Dude looked more focused than when he fights people.”

“I was trying to do it right!” Natsu defended himself. “You said it was a serious condition!”

“It is serious,” Cana replied dramatically, placing a hand over her chest. “The burden is immense.”

Lucy buried her face in her hands. “I hate this guild sometimes…”

Mirajane smiled far too sweetly from behind the counter. “Ara ara~. Natsu really is such a kind man.”

Erza, somehow taking the conversation with complete seriousness, crossed her arms thoughtfully. “Large chest sizes can produce strain on the back and shoulders…”

Lucy stared at her in disbelief. “Erza, don’t encourage this!”

Cana pointed triumphantly. “See? Erza gets it.”

“However,” Erza continued calmly, “convincing Natsu to massage your breasts under false pretenses was manipulative.”

Cana shrugged without remorse. “Worth it.”

Natsu still looked baffled. “Wait… was I not helping?”

Four different women suddenly avoided eye contact.

That alone answered the question.

“…You all are weird,” Natsu muttered.

“Coming from the guy who almost gave Cana a full spa treatment because she said ‘my boobs are heavy,’” Gray shot back.

Cana grinned lazily at Natsu over the rim of her drink. “Still appreciate the help, handsome.”

Natsu scratched his cheek awkwardly while the guild laughed even harder.

Send ⚡️for an honest answer // accepting

"Why am I here?" He lifted a brow. Curses. He felt some strange compulsion to be truthful. Alastor’s grin tightened. He'd tell him the truth, alright. "I'm here because I'm interested in you." It wasnt a lie. Just the truth he wasnt going to elaborate on. He'd let him take that as he wanted. Aware of their most recent..activities, how it could sound.

Let him believe that.

Winter, I see you got your swimsuit back from Emerald. What did the futa want for it?

“Never you mind!” Winter snarled as she worked to adjust her bikini correctly on her body, simultaneously grimacing and thankful that the cum that coated her breasts, ass, and dripped from her holes at the ‘service’ that she had provided Emerald in exchange for her bikini back was hidden by both her suit and her pale skin.

She was already swearing vengeance for the indignity that she endured, and her mind was thinking on just how to do it…

"Will you be my valentine Sir?"

Be my Valentine // accepting

"Ahah, wait wait are you serious?" He gave a little laugh. Now that was something he wouldnt have expected to hear.

"I'll give you credit, you have guts for asking me." He gave a small shrug of his shoulders. "So what the hell, why not? Ill humor you."