Inside Down Upside Out

Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men's walls

wait didn't he go to jail?

If someone asked you for directions to the beach, you could technically point in any direction and be right.

You’d also be a jackass

be independent! ruin your own damn night!

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

criminalise golf

me, taking a nap to avoid all my responsibilities: I can have a little unconsciousness. as a treat.

so much history in these halls