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Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every day.
Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.
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Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen
You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything.
yknow when you just shovel

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THE LAST OF US CAKE
Fun fact! Water actually turns “blood red” when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt’s environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
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The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
this is blowing my fucking mind
Oh god oh fuck del monte look out. he’s coming oh fuck they have air pods in. they can’t hear us oh god oh fuck
I’m posting this again cause it’s the last day! Go watch the final livestream here!!!
@markiplier @crankgameplays
Memento Mori
Unus Annus
Well, here we are. The end of the line.
It’s been one hell of a year.
And I just want to take this opportunity to say Thank You.
Thank you to @markiplier and @crankgameplays for creating this incredible thing and sharing the past year of your lives with all of us. Thank you for all the incredible content, the laughs, and the smiles. Thank you for inspiring me to do better and live each day to the fullest. Thank you for making me realize I have more potential than I ever realized I did and urging me to reach for it.
Thank you for including some of the silly little memes I make in your videos. You really don’t know how much it made me happy to give you some laughs in return for all the laughs you gave us.
Thank you to Amy, Evan, and the whole crew for all their hard work over this past year. It’s because of your dedication that this whole thing worked out as well as it did.
But most of all, thank you to all of YOU. My mutuals, friends, followers–the whole community on this site.
YOU are what made this Unus Annus so special. I feel so privileged to have been able to come on here every day and share memes and laughs with all of you. From Camp Unus Annus to our Community Playlist, from pitching video ideas to reminding each other of ‘every day at this time,’ it has been an honor to have fun and spend this year together. I am going to miss out daily routine, because even though I have no plans of going anywhere, it won’t be the same.
You’ve all meant a lot to me over the course of this year. You’ve made what has been a difficult year much easier and more fun to deal with.
So Memento Mori, and thanks for all the memes. <3
–lady-raziel

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Native Americans are being disproportionately impacted by the coronavirus.
A conversation about the challenges facing—and the resilience of—the largest reservation in the country, which has become a COVID-19 hotspot
The Navajo Nation now has a total of 1,637 cases of COVID-19 with 59 confirmed deaths.
this is the official navajo covid relief fund, please donate, it’ll go towards desperately needed medical supplies, as well as daily necessities for the community like canned food, drinkable water, disinfectants, and baby formula
http://www.nndoh.org/donate.html
ᗰᗩᖇᐯIᑎ ᗰᗩGIᑕ ᗷOI
goodbye forever
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
yeah it was link
link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:
The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.
Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.
Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)
link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight
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Vote like this country depends on it, because it does!
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