My Life in pictures and stupid stories

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you can make it

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Glass lizard = glass snake: legless lizards from the genera Dopasia (Asian glass lizards) and Ophisaurus (North American glass lizards) as well as the species Ophisaurus koellikeri (Moroccan glass lizard) and Pseudopus apodus ( sheltopusik or Pallas’ glass lizard). You can tell they’re lizards because they have external ear holes and movable eyelids. Some glass lizards have vestigial legs:

But they don’t do anything!

Slowworm = blindworm: genus of lizard closely related to glass lizards, but no one calls them glass lizards. Similar in most ways to glass lizards.

Worm lizards = Amphisbaenia: a clade of legless reptiles consisting of 6 families that are neither lizards nor snakes, though they are more closely related to lizards. They like to SCREAM. They can usually be identified by their ring shaped scales, a trait that has resulted in their common name of ‘worm lizards.’ Some worm lizards have vestigial legs, but all known species with this trait are contained in the genus Bipes:

Like this fine fellow.

Snake-lizards =  flap-footed lizards: legless lizards of the family Pygopodidae. These lizards are natives of Australia, and as such, are upside down. All Pygopodidae have vestigial hind legs. They’re a type of gecko!

NONE OF THESE BOYS ARE SNAKES