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tangobunny

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

ratherthepoint

Are people…. are people seriously complaining that Fjord was being condescending to Nott by telling her there would be buttons? Like I should know better than to get involved with discourse but holy HECK you all they’re FRIENDS. Have none of you tried to convince your friends to do things by offering them stupid things they’d like? “C’mon, watch this Hallmark Christmas movie with me, you can drink wine and make it a drinking game!” “Pls come with me to this event it’ll be great you can take all the free pens you love pens you use them all the time” “You’ll love the fabric store there are buttons you can stick your hand in the basket and hold them”

Geez you guys knock it off they’re friends goofing off both in and out of game

jemmaprophet

1. Jester can cast 4th level spells now.

2. Polymorph is a 4th level spell…

3. …in the Trickery domain.

sweet-tart

here’s my take on the fjord & nott situation.

I think he was being condescending and attempting to manipulate her yes, there ain’t know arguing that. he’s been condescending towards her before no doubting that either. but I don’t think he was being “she’s dumb. she just want button” or something. I think … fjord once witnessed nott go out of her way to steal buttons (which wasn’t her intent but it was what happened). and was like “I guess she likes buttons”. and … y’know when you have a relative that isn’t really close to you and they find out you like frogs or smth, and you just kind of like frogs a little bit, like just slightly. but every present they get you is frog themed for the rest of your life??? and ur like “oh thanks” but really you’re like “frogs again??”

I think fjord has 7 wisdom, and honestly don’t not KNOW nott so he’s like “she likes buttons” “she wants this letter” even tho neither of those things are really true. how should he know?? he doesn’t know her.

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esthersinclair

Caleb: We are the three assholes in this group

Beau: Yeah…

Nott: I’m asshole adjacent

rahkshirock

This last arc is hilarious when you look at the m9′s tactics from an outside perspective, like they literally rolled up to Avantika in Her boat, after killing Her crew, and become pirates out of sheer audacity.

They go on 1 (one) shore mission where fjord actively tries to drown Avantika but plays it off as nothing, seduces and sleeps with her a couple times. They roll up into port for 1 (one) day, steal her evidence, start a fight, and get her killed by pirate king.

Fjord is the only one with ANY experience on a ship

I would ABSOLUTELY believe beau when she says that this was an infiltration mission specifically against Avantika by an order of batman monks, because they pulled it off so well and with almost no casualties, while getting pretty much all the info they needed about the cloven orbs and stuff

But then you the viewer know that these events are the result of accidentally getting spotted trying to SPEAK to a messenger in a port city with no intentions at all, and they’ve been sailing by the seat of their pants the whole fucking time I love dnd

fjordfocused

the greatest long con in history is Travis Willingham making Fjord’s accent a copy of Vandren’s voice. not only is it a beautiful and heartbreaking character choice that really makes Fjord a great, complex character, but it also means

Matt Mercer is eventually going to play Vandren with that voice

Matt Mercer gonna have to come on camera and use a deep-fried southern drawl and you know what that’s gonna sound like

you already know what that’s gonna sound like

stasiasart

Look I finally did some art, … a whole month later

vimmark

got to That Part of episode 18 while working on this. i am but a husk of a man now

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luckthebard

I’m sure the CritRole crew are going to have many dumb and hilarious game moments over the years, but I don’t know if anything will ever top Liam not realizing who Larkin was.

acepalindrome

I am appalled that none of the other M9 have taken a nap with Caduceus yet. He is built to be the ideal napping buddy. What are you dummies waiting for. Go snuggle up with the resident fluffy boy, it’s nap time bitches

pinkwhalepjs

Caduceus: Unfortunately I don’t know how to cast Locate Object.

Caleb:

Vera: Oh but I do.

Caleb:

nilim

bixbiboom

Lyrics to Matt’s Dashilla Sea Shanty.

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